I double dare you, you motherfucking snake
"The bus has to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed drops, it will explode! You are on ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.’ "
It’s better as a series of YouTube clips than an actual film
It’s just shoddy editing, I can’t believe it made it past the cutting table
“You what it’s like trying to make you Die? Hard”
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to bite, poison, hiss or constrict my brothers!”
“You what it’s like trying to make you Die? Harder?”
that’s a pretty fucking good snake. I dunno if it’s worth five dollars, but its pretty fucking good
“You what it’s like trying to make you Die? Hard? With a vengeance?”
The cop that couldn’t slow down
Billy and The Coppersauraus
what do you want me to die hard for? point oh
I’d rather Live Free or Die Hard! (havent seen it)
who’s that mental cunt standing out there SINGING IN THE RAIN
Oh, so that guy’s a Terminator Too?
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Fred Claus.”
Frankly my dear, I don’t know what you did last summer!
“And in conclusion, it was these chapters of numerous Star Wars which led to the Return of The Jedi”
Oh great, so the road is closed for resurfacing? This really is a nightmare on Elm Street.
“You want the truth?” “I WANT THE TRUTH!” “You can’t HANDLE The Truth About Cats And Dogs”