Street Fighter (the movie)
Das Boot, they’ve already got the name sorted
Howard the Duck
Terminator Reboot: Reboot
You’ve Got Mail but rebooted in the modern day except for the protagonists are still using AOL accounts whilst everyone else in the world is fully up to date.
Before he does Avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5 I reckon James Cameron should do a frame-for-frame remake of Avatar but just making all the blue folks have slightly bigger tits and dicks.
Another A Star Is Born next year with Ariana Grande and I dunno, fuckin’ Chris Pine or someone, who gives a shit.
Someone should do a remake of the Fincher version of Girl With a Dragon Tattoo but back in Swedish again
2001 A Space Odyssey but with a talking pie instead of HAL
Down Under Siege.
Same film, but with Paul Hogan playing Steven Seagal’s role
Jaws, but with a bigger shark.
Jaws, but with a bigger boat
Speed 2, but with a bigger boat.
Speed 2 but on a bus
The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down but on a boat
Titanic, but with a bigger Leonardo DiCaprio
Good how you can just type whatever and post it here on the community innit
Titanic, but on a bus
It’s bloody brilliant
Escape To Victory, but with e-sports.