Filth and that

#1

Go on then, if nobody else wants to. Both the words of my wife, and me, now, making this thread.

The weather’s heating up. So, hot weather

  • Makes me hornier
  • The same
  • Eww, go and sweat somewhere else.

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#2

the same: rampantly.

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#3

Always creeping about like a tomcat but even more so when it’s warmer

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#4

On the one hand everyone looks better when it’s warmer and they’re wearing fewer clothes, but on the other hand, cba.

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#5

Early Jazzy Jeff/Fresh Prince lyrics were rejected

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#6

This always makes me think of that Adam and Joe bit about ogle fun.

#7

what IS she wearing?

#8

I’ve had some sexy thoughts today

not gonna reveal them here though sorry

#9

Look at the price on those TVs! Oh, that woman’s walked in front of the TVs. Rude woman!!

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#10

Hot weather makes me want to not exist

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#11

I’m too self conscious to do the nasty in anything above sub zero temperatures, full sunlight, with another person etc.

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#12

so relatable

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#13

someone sent me an amiable introductory message on one of these apps they have now and then deleted her account

further tales of smalltown nothing going on in that dept

#14

I feel the same libido but I feel less sexy in myself when I’m all sweaty and gross

But a lazy afternoon bone when it’s sunny outside is one of the beautiful things in life.

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#15

Maybe a bit serious for a filth thread, but I read this earlier today: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/apr/16/penis-enlargement-surgery-masculinity-papua-new-guinea - thought it was quite interesting regarding some of the statistics, like 45% of men wishing they had a bigger penis.

“I wish I had a larger penis”

  • Yes
  • No

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“I am … with the size of my penis”

  • Happy
  • Slightly happy
  • Ok
  • Slightly unhappy
  • Unhappy

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“I worry about what a partner thinks about my penis”

  • A lot
  • Quite a lot
  • Sometimes
  • Hardly ever
  • Never

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“I would consider inserting cooking oil into my penis to make it bigger”

  • Yes
  • Um, what the fuck?

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#16

Don’t normally open or comment in these threads but this title is completely inappropriate…

#17

As in, shagging indoors, but the weather is lovely outside

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#18

I love a sweaty as fuck daytime sunny weather/holiday shag. Followed by a nap, waking up stuck together.

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#19

Sorry WC, you’re right. Can a @moderators take out the first bit please.

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#20

Neither me or Mrs F take well to the hot weather, so neither of us is particularly in the mood in summer. I swear a lot just getting out of a chair so it’s not a good look.