#5

Early Jazzy Jeff/Fresh Prince lyrics were rejected

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#6

This always makes me think of that Adam and Joe bit about ogle fun.

#7

what IS she wearing?

#8

I’ve had some sexy thoughts today

not gonna reveal them here though sorry

#9

Look at the price on those TVs! Oh, that woman’s walked in front of the TVs. Rude woman!!

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#10

Hot weather makes me want to not exist

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#11

I’m too self conscious to do the nasty in anything above sub zero temperatures, full sunlight, with another person etc.

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#12

so relatable

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#13

someone sent me an amiable introductory message on one of these apps they have now and then deleted her account

further tales of smalltown nothing going on in that dept

#14

I feel the same libido but I feel less sexy in myself when I’m all sweaty and gross

But a lazy afternoon bone when it’s sunny outside is one of the beautiful things in life.

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#15

Maybe a bit serious for a filth thread, but I read this earlier today: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/apr/16/penis-enlargement-surgery-masculinity-papua-new-guinea - thought it was quite interesting regarding some of the statistics, like 45% of men wishing they had a bigger penis.

“I wish I had a larger penis”

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

“I am … with the size of my penis”

  • Happy
  • Slightly happy
  • Ok
  • Slightly unhappy
  • Unhappy

0 voters

“I worry about what a partner thinks about my penis”

  • A lot
  • Quite a lot
  • Sometimes
  • Hardly ever
  • Never

0 voters

“I would consider inserting cooking oil into my penis to make it bigger”

  • Yes
  • Um, what the fuck?

0 voters

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#17

As in, shagging indoors, but the weather is lovely outside

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#19

Sorry WC, you’re right. Can a @moderators take out the first bit please.

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#20

Neither me or Mrs F take well to the hot weather, so neither of us is particularly in the mood in summer. I swear a lot just getting out of a chair so it’s not a good look.

#21

Literally the only, and I do mean the only, part of my body I’ve never had massive anxiety about. Weird really.

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#25

I’m 6’6 and my wife is 5’4, some things just aren’t possible, even if I cover myself in butter.

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#27

Hot weather means everyone’s in skimy clothes, it’s a huge boost to horny

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#28

In answer to the OP. Cold weather: yes; warm weather: bold type yes ; hot/stuffy weather: there is definitely a threshold there

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#29

This speech from the Porter in macbeth is about the impact of alcohol on the (male, in this case) libido but I think it applies pretty well to hot weather too.

Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, (it)
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to

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#30

Shakespeare’s tongue: phnaaar :eggplant::peach:

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