(Filth) Can you perform while


#1

…you know other people can hear you and your partner/s getting mucky? Either flatmates in the next room, perhaps other family members if you still live at home, that sort of thing.

It never used to bother me, but since I’ve moved into a smaller flat, with straight men I’m not as close with, and into a bed that is heinously loud and squeaky, I’ve started to hold back a bit.

Am I being precious or does this affect you too?


#2

Squeaky beds put me off more than any potential vocal noises


#3

Nah fact of life in this flat
Theoretically, if I wasn’t a virgin


#4

True greatness needs an audience


#5

all the fun of exhibitionism and no one has to see my bare arse


#6

probably enhances the experience, tbqh?


#7
Summary

cwbaft


#8

actually, if I was living with strangers, it’d probably make it worse. strange men, eww.


#9

You rarely see that generosity with exhibitionists, commendable


#10

Never really been particularly vocal so it’s not a problem for me but for some partners it can be a little awkward, I really don’t care though people have sex…not me though obviously because I’m a virgin.


#11

I would be a little upset if people could hear my efforts, although this is hypothetical as, I am, of course, a virgin.


#12

I’m with you on the noise. It’s a bit of a mood killer.


#13

Used to count on my ability to so yeah, fine innit.


#14

literally the only negative about living with just your partner is not being able to wind up flatmates with loud boning anymore


#15

Current house our bedroom is wall to wall with the neighbours and can hear them sneeze and their alarm going off. Don’t hear much else but does make me wonder


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#17

but enough about owen’s bedroom habits


#18

I never mentioned his naughty nun outfit?


#19

10/10


#20

leave theo out of this