Much, much amusement with pal last night who revealed the events of last weekend
him and (long term partner) were chilling, and she suddenly went ‘hey, wanna watch some porn together?’
he was pretty awwww-yis about this because it’s never happened before. So immediately agrees and asks what he should be firing up on the ol’ teh google.
‘oh you must just have a folder of go-to stuff right?’
taken off guard, he nods.
‘cool let’s just watch whatever’s in that’.
Having blundered into one of the best traps ever, he refuses, which triggers a row.
SO. Here’s the questions sports fans:
do you have a go-to porno/series of pornos?
- You bet i do
- Haha no why do you ask? But no. No.
Would you be comfortable with anyone else seeing this?
- PMing you the full playlist right now pal
- I will burn it and you before that happens