they have a different body

Their satisfaction.

I’m an extremely selfless lover.

sex is like listening to an album and an orgy is like a crappy spotify playlist

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Loads of people say my back is my best feature, can’t wait to see it etc etc

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probably the sexiest photo of me

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What’s the sexist recessive trait?

Always ends with me in the corner hunched over an ipad having a shuffle?

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losing my religion

Leo Sayer always pops up and ruins the mood.

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was that song about wanking?

How did you know that’s what I call it!

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It’s colourblindedness

you know what else is really sexy?

singer songwriters on acoustic guitars!

ooo music you wrote!

Alright, Darius.

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hate my snub nose

According to that I’m Greek.

I’ll take it.

Why is there loads of replies in here? Has it gone silly/fun?