As long as partner does not feel obligated to wear it if they do not wish, obviously

HUNDREDS

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I was encouraged by an ex to be shouty/dom but I usually just told him off for not buying me a Wispa from the co-op.

Don’t think it’s my calling

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I brought a family sized linguine from Costco on a friday, with the intention of making it and having it with my gf and a couple who are our pals who were visiting on the Sunday. Shamelessly ate it all on the Saturday and didn’t tell her.

Wracked with guilt

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:joy::joy::joy: I’ve just remembered that a little while ago I offered to give you money for a Twirl! Has a different context now.

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chilled on Monday?

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Now imagining people sploshing in linguine, thanks

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my old geography teacher used to make Meryl (the most attractive girl in the class) do a ‘twirl’ for him every lesson as a pretense for checking that her shirt was tucked in.

Can’t think of the word ‘twirl’ now without feeling a little bit sick. She was 14/15 like.

Fuckin grim

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sorry i’ve ruined the thread

Any sauce on it? Asking for a friend.

You know it!

Imgur

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Yeah I am very lucky to have a handsome man who fancies me :hugs:
I rly luv ma babe

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fans self

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To You

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Lingerie is much less sexy than people just being naked imo. Never seen the point of it as a sexy thing.

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More of a farfalle man?

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Coming out here with the hot takes, huh :wink:

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Tried to make a joke about falafel but it wasn’t sexy enough, sorry.

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No worries fella

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