#17

stealth boner

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#19

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#20
  • I’ve heard my neighbours having sex
  • There are decent walls in our properties, and they keep their windows closed when they’re at it, even in summer

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My old flat was a conversion, and every now and then I’d hear my downstairs neighbour at it.

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All I hear from neighbours is their children running up and down the stairs.

But I dread to think what the neighbours have heard from our house.

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#22

[anon]I think I want to be a cam boy[/anon]

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#24

Oh, and worse than that, when we came to look around the house we now live in, the estate agent knocked on the door and nobody answered. We looked around downstairs (which was empty), but as we walked up the stairs it became obvious that the house wasn’t actually empty after all, and that one of the bedrooms was, erm, otherwise engaged. I thought it was hilarious, but the poor junior estate agent who had been despatched to show us around didn’t have a clue about how to handle the situation. We looked around the other upstairs rooms first, and after a few minutes a couple wearing dressing gowns emerged, giggling sheepishly.

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#25

Need to find a niche though. Gunge maybe.

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#28

In my first houseshare in London, my room was directly beneath one of the upstairs bedrooms. When my upstairs housemate was having sex, I couldn’t hear her, but my door would rattle in the frame.
(There was another one whose girlfriend reminded me of that line from Groundhog Day that’s something like “This is Nancy. She works in the dress shop and makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets real excited.”)

#29

Only on weekends

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#30

There’s an hour-long version of this as well. It’s hypnotic. A bit like Steve Reich doing TV theme tunes.

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#35

Cleaner came in when I was having sex in a hotel room once. Found it quite exciting.

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#36

‘Can I have one of those mint chocolates??’

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#38

First time I went to visit my now-brother-in-law when he was living in Edinburgh, we decided to take a day out to Loch Lomond since it was the hottest day of the year. I have never in my life experienced so many naked male torsos as I did that day, and at one point as we were having a little walk around the lake, we saw a couple going at it right there on the waterside. Since I was still trying to make good first impressions, I giggled a little and carried on walking like it was no big deal, but on the inside I was full on
goingatit

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#39

How embarrassed would you be if someone heard you at it?

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I don’t think I’d be that fussed. it’s something between grown consenting adults. It’s perfectly natural. I’d rather hear that than people arguing or fighting. I know my other half would be mortified though.

#41

Depends on the person

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#42

When i lived in manchester city centre the concierge knocked on the door while i was in the act to say that someone from the flats opposite had come to complain about me not shutting the curtains.

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#43

“Chance would be a fine thing”

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#44

She showed herself out

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