Need to find a niche though. Gunge maybe.
In my first houseshare in London, my room was directly beneath one of the upstairs bedrooms. When my upstairs housemate was having sex, I couldnāt hear her, but my door would rattle in the frame.
(There was another one whose girlfriend reminded me of that line from Groundhog Day thatās something like āThis is Nancy. She works in the dress shop and makes noises like a chipmunk when she gets real excited.ā)
Only on weekends
Thereās an hour-long version of this as well. Itās hypnotic. A bit like Steve Reich doing TV theme tunes.
Cleaner came in when I was having sex in a hotel room once. Found it quite exciting.
āCan I have one of those mint chocolates??ā
First time I went to visit my now-brother-in-law when he was living in Edinburgh, we decided to take a day out to Loch Lomond since it was the hottest day of the year. I have never in my life experienced so many naked male torsos as I did that day, and at one point as we were having a little walk around the lake, we saw a couple going at it right there on the waterside. Since I was still trying to make good first impressions, I giggled a little and carried on walking like it was no big deal, but on the inside I was full on
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I donāt think Iād be that fussed. itās something between grown consenting adults. Itās perfectly natural. Iād rather hear that than people arguing or fighting. I know my other half would be mortified though.
Depends on the person
When i lived in manchester city centre the concierge knocked on the door while i was in the act to say that someone from the flats opposite had come to complain about me not shutting the curtains.
āChance would be a fine thingā
She showed herself out
these threads are depressing
well thereās that too, just make me feel more lonely tbh.
Iām in a waiting room which is about an hour delayed so
Ever watched yourself back in the act, on phone etc? Again anon
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Heard my neighbour (who I have never seen) moaning sensuously at 3 in the morning a few weekends back. I found it really arousing.
What does CWBAFTmean? I always start saying Can We Be A ā¦and then it all falls apart.
Chance Would Be A Fine Thing.
I had to ask myself once upon a time. Not the most obvious acronym to unpick.
Chance Would Beā¦