#343

They’re finger licking good?

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#344

Maybe it’s like the hungover horn. Power through.

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#345

Feeling pretty thor after shoving some ginger up my dirtbox

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#346

but you better not kill the groove

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#347

Granddad??

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#349

still laughing at @kermitwormit checking out dude’s shopping baskets

used to do that too when I was single. Falafel? Marry me

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#350

Yeah that’s right baby, 8 lagers, a jar of olives and a tiger loaf. I know how to party.

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#351

you had me at yeah

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#353

Chicken, poppet, puffin, lamb, babu, loo loo are my usuals

Edit: not chicken. Chickaloo

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#355

Honey, sweet-pea & poppet are my favourites

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#358

If I ever had a partner I’d probably just use their name

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#359
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#360

I bumped into a fit acquaintance in the supermarket once and after stopping to chat for a few minutes I was kicking myself for not having thought to look at what was in his basket. So much useful information to be gleaned! What a wasted opportunity!

#362

:smiley: mate, it properly is a thing isn’t it?!
The sexual tension between you and another person in the vegetarian isle is fucking electric as well. And the queue to the tobacco counter.

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#363

might try a “thanks for the treats, grandma”

see how that goes over

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#364

we should have a thread where we tell kermit what is in our shopping basket and she can tell us what that means about our lives

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#365

That’s also why my basket is very thoroughly thought out. Nothing in my basket is an impulse buy. When I need the 24 packs of loo roll and other less sexy items, I do an online shop.

Think I said it on here before, but when I lived in my previous flat I had the biggest fucking crush on one of the dudes working in the Tesco metro near it. Went in on my way home from the pub one evening and in my semi drunken state I thought “what’s an arousing shop?” and I came to the conclusion of strawberries (fair) and dishwasher tablets (because I wanted him to think I had a dishwasher for… some reason. I didn’t. I still don’t.)

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#366

Would you have guessed me right?

#367

Trying to repress this memory but once I was feeling shit and just wanted junk food so went to the supermarket fairly late and was dressed like a slob, cba to get a basket and just had a bunch of junk food cradled in my arms on my way to the tills when some of it fell out, right at the feet of this really attractive guy :sob: devastating

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#368

Based on that basket I totally would, btw.
Tiger loaf? Aren’t you the distinguished gentleman.

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