#139

the name of your sex tape.

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#140

Keep putting my contacts in and forgetting I chopped chilli the day before. Getting to the point I actually quite like it.

Not the world’s worst sensation on my genitals either.

Not dissimilar to coke up the bum / under the foreskin

#142

100% this. always enjoy “wait though wouldn’t you just fall forwards?”
“dunno, reckon you could probably lean against a wall”
"right, one second. okay: you stand there and then

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#143

just buy loads

#145

With a plug of course

#146

I had to idea this was a thing, this thread is making me feel very innocent.

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#147

Sounds like you need to wash your hands more thoroughly, young man!

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#148

My Dad did that, once. Chopped a load of chillis and put them on the garden fence and then went to the toilet.
Yet another thing I know about my parents against my will

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#149

The word ‘genitals’

  • Sexy
  • Obviously not sexy at all

0 voters

#151

I didn’t want to excite anyone

#152

Thought this was about pegging initially

#153

You know how chili is

#154

Oh Epimers already said it. Bye.

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#155
#156

I really like it when my partner tells me I’m hot during sex. It’s nice isn’t it.

  • Yeah obviously it’s great
  • Silence!

0 voters

#158

Grant was one of my first crushes

#159

:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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#160

To keep cats away!

#161

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damn, nowhere to hide!

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#162

address bar at the bottom?

this transgression is so hot