Nobody should ever write about sex.
“They went into a room, shut the door and did it.” Should be the absolute limit of all written sex scenes.
Nobody should ever write about sex.
“They went into a room, shut the door and did it.” Should be the absolute limit of all written sex scenes.
Sex stories
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release your inner goddess ffs
So! The placenta becomes the placentee!
Depends how many people are involved
Awww I really miss having cyber sex over Skype messenger with my ex in 2015. Poor lamb had never done dirty messaging before and lost his fucking mind.
Urgh wish I didn’t have to wait like 4 months for him to do magical things to my neck again
I would laugh at the OP but I’ve found out over the last few weeks that I don’t seem to be able to engage in sexy chat without inadvertently embarrassing the other person
How sensitive is your neck (public)
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I think I’m gonna need examples of everyone’s sexy chat.
I am very squeamish with it unless I properly fancy them and they can do it in a non cringe way
I am very ticklish.
my sexy chat would be terrible, I’m quite sure
I don’t know why but I’m imagining Gregg Wallace looking at a vagina and shouting WHOOOAAARRRRRR LOOK AT THAT
I don’t think my voice fits well with bovril hot carnal passion
can I come on your tits, mate?
I’ve read that it’s sexy if you can make your partner feel comfortable at laughing during sex, so I exclusively stick to knock knock jokes.
Maybe you should try Shakespeare’s tongue. I believe that’s extremely funny
yes x
Never heard rimming called that before etc
the sexman of venice
twelfth night of bonking
much ado about fucking