Yes to all of the above

Honestly, 99% of outfits and situations can be sexy if you have a bit of imagination

one of the very few things i can default cosplay as when comiccon rolls around

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Stone age

  • Get your rocks off
  • Stoney faced

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[blows whistle] “BE QUIET IN THE LIBRARY.”

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Captain Sir Keir Starmer

  • can’t think of any quotes he says
  • literally not a single one

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meanwhile, books are drowning

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Can tell where you’re from!

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Sexy aliens like in Star Trek

  • Deep Space Nein
  • Can you teach me what human love is? (Yes)

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i mean star trek specifically is full of stone cold hotties

For a cop I feel like it’d only work if it was turned on it’s head and the cop was the one being hogtied and fucked like a squealing little pi-

abandon reply

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Had a great convo at a sex party with a man in full latex get up. Covering such topics as the built in condoms.

He had some useful tips too

plastic bags on your feet to help them slide in
You can buy lube as a powder by the bucket if you want to fill up a bath with lube

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mento olive

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Opposite for me based on real life research

Astronaut

  • Tim (at my sexual) Peak
  • They literally wee into a tube

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nkybrain?

I’ll not be lumped in with these shags.

Can’t help but wonder what that would do to the drains.

Woman in authentic nurse outfit: “let’s do this dktrfauatus”
dktrfaustus stands and claps for a few minutes

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ooh YOU’RE the dad now

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