Filth Thread - Costumes

window cleaner

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I’d much rather fuck a Klingon than a Romulan though, bunch of nerds

Love you dis :heart:

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Now there’s a sexy job. Peeping through windows, not scared of heights

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window cleaner would be hotter if all real window cleaners weren’t ridiculous ham headed pervs

imagine the scenes if your partner was like ‘let me just put something on’ and they’re suddenly kicking the door open dressed as henry the fucking eighth. it would be fucking brilliant

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fully done

Geezer

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  • You’re having a bubble

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often wonder if they shag in the costumes backstage.

say this in ray winstone for maximum effect

No idea mate.
Klingon fine too.

Ray winstone’s massive floating head from the gambling ads

  • No idea how that works as a costume but I’d have a bang on that
  • No

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oh maybe the whole Shakespearian ‘women-playing-the-roles-of-men’ thing might be hot

something something Shakespeare’s tongue

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stereotypical Spanish cultural smash up person

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  • No gregg
  • Kermit option

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Really fancy him ever since I watched the Jubilee Street music video

Dirty, dirty Ray

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Chef

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I am slightly aroused by the considerateness of him bringing his own kitchen paper, tbh

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citation needed

I’ll give you there are a fair few but a lot round here are firemen who do it in their spare time. Good with ladders and hoses I guess.

Joke is they’re also like gold dust because they do a much better job than the career window cleaners.

Just wrings it out and resuses it if you’re having a long session too.