What a mug (LOL)
Travel mug type thing. We’d been in a long meeting. Went in the loo afterward and rather than wedge it under his arm or stick it on top of the dryer or whatever, he put it on the floor. Unfathomable.
It was not.
great post/avatar overlap, this.
By the time he left?
THIS IS MY ARSE RESORT
For me, an anus is the least sexy body part. Just cannot disassociate it from its shitpipe duties.
- This thread is sullied and I don’t like it
- This thread is sullied and I like it, ooh yeah I like it
- This thread is not sullied and I don’t like it
- This thread is not sullied and I like it, ooh yeah I like it
Mrs CCB tells me that there was a kid in her school called Allan Bullock. They used to call him Anal Bollock
Recently saw a video of a girl licking the seat on an airplane toilet. Not usually queasy but that made me feel fucking wretched.
anyone use any good terms for female masturbation
My friend Elliott used to wipe his iced gem biscuits on the floor before eating them and said that it gave them “more flavour” and I was impressed by that
Is Elliot still alive?
Elliott is a father to an actual child now I believe
dress up (someone) to look smart.
“he was figged out as fine as fivepence, with white trousers and rings and chains”
yeah but that’s what makes it so tonguable, the daringness of doing the bad thing and the complete surrender to the wholeness of the body of the anus-owner, that they turn you on so much you’d lick the fuck out of their shitpipe
y’see for me the problem there is about 88% toilet bleach and 12% people germs