Filthiest thread of the week

What’s the sexiest profession?

I reckon it’s vet

Had any interesting sex or wanks lately?

I’ve had some sex recently. Made a nice change from not having sex

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a naked woman was in my dream last night. naked!

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The sexiest jobs are the ethically questionable ones

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I did my work experience at a veterinarian surgery and I have to say it was stinky depressing work (dead old dog, anal tumor removal)

Tax avoidance person

Secretary. There’s a whole film about it.

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my mum watches this yorkshire vet program and he is forever sticking his arm up a cow’s arse or cutting off some bollocks, find it weird how cheery he is about it

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My friend has just got a job as a gardener. Find that oddly sexy.

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It’s not office worker that’s for sure

Professional Sex Man

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Ever been told (not anon)

  • You are good at sex
  • You could be better at sex
  • You are bad at sex

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It would be a real shame if

  1. you’d never had any compliments
  2. someone actually said you were bad, who does that?

Dentist (Spanish)

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Depends on how into it I am innit, mood & stuff but when I’m into it everyone around gives me a round of applause

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… carry on…

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Think more men need telling they are bad at sex based on some insta stuff I’ve been looking at recently

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I think there’s creative ways of saying it rather than telling someone they’re crap though

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by the way thanks for dinner, the lift to yours and the lift home at the end the other night - really enjoyed myself

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10/10 for being inclusive here shrewbs, good work