I have one of these.

I made savoury éclairs and they were awful.

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reckon i could rock that look

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what’s some good sexy music to listen to?

Steely Dan

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Robbie + Kylie’s duet

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great music but I’m not sure it’s sexy

I went to a theme park today and went on loads of scary rides, haven’t been to a proper theme park in ages and it was so fun :star_struck: I have a reoccurring nightmare that I’m being attacked or stuck in a fire and I can’t scream and my voice gets choked, but after today I know that I really can and that was a huge relief

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I love park drinking but am becoming less and less impressed with friends who suggest park locations without considering toilet accessibility, as if me having a tiny bladder is an inconvenience I can help.

i’d eat that

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Two Weeks by FKA Twigs

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It was quite good iirc, if you didn’t know what it was.

I’ll give it a go thanks!

Don’t feel very sexy. Must have at least ten mosquito bites on my body.

Shakes head.

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blimey

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I have nightmares where I can’t scream or run too. I think it’s because my sleeping brain knows that my body can’t move or scream, because I’m asleep, so that enters my dreams

Ever had sleep paralysis where you wake up and try to scream but you can’t and you spend ages trying to say “help me!” but it just comes out as mmhgmfmmm really quietly. Scary scary shit!

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The Marie Stopes Clinic staffroom version of Ray Winstone with a pool ball in a sock in Scum.

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I think it’ll double as a handy, compact weapon