It’s not my hairy bum.
Then ahm out
Lol, platelets
Not possible! cumm, organ, bone
it’s got it all
“adequate”
‘Adequate organ function’ used to be my online dating bio.
it’s listed under Personal Goals on my CV.
Me and some friends once played a game of drunken, naked, knock door run round my village, culminating in two of us having a Mick Hucknall’s Pink Pancakes moment on someone’s skylight
Low ceilings? Or have you been on the zinc supplements?
I thought sex shops would be good for stag do novelties but it’s mainly stuff for having sex
Reckon post-Brexit there’ll be a market for a proper grim Carry On esque window cleaner enterprise
Like the dude at the end of ‘cats cradle’ would you get horny in the event of the apocalypse?
- Meow
- Hiss
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I was thinking about parking the other night
We was out on a back road
My and my woman was just getting’ right
All systems on overload
The radio blasting in the front seat
Turning out the music fine
We was snuggled up in the back seat
Making up for lost time
Filthy windows - zero visibility
Filthy windows - coming from the body heat
Love it is a stretch but it’s better than not having sex?
just some normal boring sex would be pretty damn exciting, don’t need to introduce a car into it to make it more thrilling
Have you ever had sex in a moving vehicle where one of the people involved in the sex was also responsible for the navigation of the vehicle? I will also allow sexual acts such as:
- Handjobs
- Blowjobs
- Cunnilingus
- Fingerbanging
- Richardson Slide
in this.
- Yes and I would again
- Yes and I would never do so again
- No but I want to
- No and I never would
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What is this?
pretty fucking dirty tbqh