Someone might have died you sick cunts!
They’ll never sell an ice cream going that fast!
I was pretty excited to see a fire engine the other day.
That might have been because my drain sprung a massive leak at 2am and I’d called them to stop the leak.
Go ahead, call me a child!
I think it’s because they’re a rarer sight, also there’s a chance of seeing a dalmatian (police dogs are cool but my favourite Disney film as a kid wasn’t 101 alsatians)
This thread has given me a thread idea though thanks jordan
Can’t wait to read it!
Think it’s also partly because fire engines are massively over-represented in children’s books and educational material (as are xylophones).
I didn’t get that memo.
Classic fire dog (CAUTION: might be impossibly clumsy and accident-prone)
As a kid, I used to get really excited when my dad was driving the car towards a level crossing, the lights started flashing and the barrier came down - oooh a train!
As an adult, there are few things in life that make me swear quite as much as this happening.
You know what - I got genuinely excited that there may be secret dalmatians hanging out in fire stations
You don’t see many out and about, so maybe there are? Hope doesn’t have to die here!
God I hate Paw Patrol SO MUCH
Ah, the warm fuzzy glow of old-school subversion in children’s texts.
Worm lad looks quite happy about being arrested there
In my experience of kids, that sentence reads as;
They are rooting for the fire, people!