can’t believe I changed my username just this morning and only then do I go and read the phrase ‘the unusual meat face’. what a wasted opportunity
i’d claim that finding a 7th McNugget in a 6 box is the greatest thing that could happen to someone
or finding nothing but chocolate inside a kit kat finger
why did you pick scunner
I found a grub of some kind in a carton of tesco orange juice once. That was grim. I sent it through to tesco in a 35mm film cannister and they sent me some vouchers.
One of my mates found a pube in a Ritter Sport bar in Berlin in 1998. That was uber grim.
my favourite word innit
I’ve found myself inside a few things I shouldn’t have been.
I found a mussel shell under the laminate flooring in my kitchen when I ripped it up
that was a bit weird, I wonder if it was the remains of a stinky prank - like putting a bag of prawns behind a radiator
No need to be upset.
had this once with a united biscuit. just choc and honeycomb. What a day
FTFY
it’s strange because you should feel cheated but you don’t
püber alles
i’m discombobulated by your name change
what do you want me to do about it now, @grievoustim? @1101010 has already told me I can’t have any more changes.
found a bit of plastic in a pret sandwich.
found a piece of stone in a another, separate pret sandwich.
really want a maccy d’s now though so will be going home via one of them.
Got a kit kat chunky once that was like 90% solid chocolate.
Still kinda impressed it didn’t break my teeth or anything.
I’ve not seen any of the drama. Is it all Theo’s fault
I’m thinking about a name change - not sure I want to have the same name on here as I do on Insta
Given the wafer is the worst bit, it would have been a price worth paying.
everything is Theo’s fault
Yeah I realised I was a bit visible with my real life nickname (even a different spelling of it) so made the change… didn’t put a huge amount of thought into my new name though
what do you think of @TAFKAGT , for me, not you?