#13

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Five

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let’s ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don’t wanna
Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep because talk is cheap

I like @Angela, @Pamela, @Sandra and @Rita
And as I continue you know they getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me is flirting it’s just like sport, anything fly
It’s all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet

A little bit of @Monica in my life
A little bit of @Erica by my side
A little bit of @Rita is all I need
A little bit of @Tina is what I see
A little bit of @Sandra in the sun
A little bit of @Mary all night long
A little bit of @Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Mambo Number Five

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you doing it right

A little bit of @Monica in my life
A little bit of @Erica by my side
A little bit of @Rita is all I need
A little bit of @Tina is what I see
A little bit of @Sandra in the sun
A little bit of @Mary all night long
A little bit of @Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Trumpet, the trumpet
Mambo Number Five

A little bit of @Monica in my life
A little bit of @Erica by my side
A little bit of @Rita is all I need
A little bit of @Tina is what I see
A little bit of @Sandra in the sun
A little bit of @Mary all night long
A little bit of @Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
'Cause you can’t run and you can’t hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

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#14

Lou Bega scared them all away from DiS. @jessica excepted

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#15

@Lou Bega you stop? :grinning:

#16

@data

#17

Without having to say your actual name, is your first name taken as a username here?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

Mine is in full, and both commonly abbreviated, forms.

#18

ditto. curse you @nick and @nicholas!

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#19

I really should have just gone for @tony

#20

One is, one isn’t

@tim @timothy

#21

@timberford

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#22

@timmy is also available.

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#23

Though @timmmy is not.

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#24

@tim776 is showing as Tim Wheeler :exploding_head:

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#25

@Jebennifer
@Chestika

#26

@bort
@rudiger

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#27

Both @pete and @peter gone

#28

@anon29812515 is gone @bally is still available

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#29

How many years on and the memory of that still makes me laugh out loud every time

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#30

The short form that most people call me has gone, but the full version and the other diminutive version that my mum, partner and Scottish relatives call me has not either.

Also my middle name has gone, even though it’s quite rare.

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#31

@darren, give me my name!

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#32

Mine isn’t