That is one hell of a fucking bladder on you.

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Thank you, some say its my best feature

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Either at 00:14 when I woke up and had a pee and went (back) to bed.

Or at 08:58 when I actually got up and couldn’t hold out until 09:00.

Great thread.

DIDN’T WAKE UP UNTIL 10 ETC

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Did you know ducks actually have TWO bladders? One “normal” bladder as us Humans woukld think of it, and a second, perideunemian, bladder?

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Normally pee at 3am and 6am. Sadly having ovaries and a uterus means we don’t get to have as big a bladder.

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6.04am. Woke up because the cat was wailing about something or other and my ageing bladder wouldn’t let me go back to sleep.

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Either 1.40am or 8.50ish

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I like to not go before bed to encourage me in the morning but I’ve done that and still not gone so I don’t know what’s up.

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Your time is up, death by pee

About half nine when I got up

8:43 exactly, i remember this because i distinctly remember looking at the clock once and i’ve been like clockwork ever since.

6.46am

About 03.30. Standard :frowning:

Also true for the older men among us, like Koz said:

I don’t like this getting older stuff
Having to pee fifty times a day is bad enough

i pee loads during the day, but it’s very rare that i wake up immediately needing a pish in the morning and even rarer that i’ll wake up during the night for one. what does this mean

07:48

08.39

Had about 3 in the night.

Just going, now

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I got up and went to the toilet each time.

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