First World Problems


#1

What you got?


#2

Spent fucking ages yesterday filling cracks in the walls of our bedroom. It’s so fucking dull and I cannot be arsed. Still have 2 walls to do as well.


#3

I left my new hammock out in the rain

WHY GOD? WHY???


#4

just work mostly and a few other things, I try to argue with myself that it’s not all that bad but I must be terrible at arguing.


#5

I have a jetlag-induced cold.


#6

problematic concept


#7

Feeling just v grateful at the mo.


#8

Might be getting made redundant.


#9

First world problem because other people at work have kids and mortgages and stuff and I’ve got a big savings account with lots of money in it and a room in my parents’ house


#10

Got a weird man in his 90s giving me love notes and money to buy myself flowers or chocolates.


#11

I’m not THAT old.


#12

Probably Theo.


#13

Heh. It is very awkward though. Going to have to do an thanks but please don’t thing at the weekend.


#14

my favourite jeans weren’t dry in time for work this morning so i had to use the hairdryer on them and they’re still a bit damp


#15

Alright Richard Harris
(1,000pts if you get this reference)


#16

Still worrying though. Hope it works out OK


#17

Macarthur Park - point me up.


#18

Took the morning off work for post-birthday a lie-in and they’re testing the fire alarms in my building (there are about 30 individual file alarms in my building and they seem to be testing each one 5 or 6 times)

I’m staring wistfully out of the window at my sea view wondering ‘why does everything bad always happen to me’


#19

:trophy:
Forgot you were nearly as old as me


#20

It’s probably because you lied when you were seventeen.