First World War Problems


#1

bloody mustard gas attacks when you’re trying to write your poetry


#2

Trenchfoot


#3

Groin strain meant I couldn’t play in the Christmas Day Footy Match


#4

all your pals being dead


#5

Shot for desertion. Pah!


#6

True fact for you, someone in my work has taken the day off to go and see some WW1 memorial in Belgium. Weird.


#7

why didn’t they go at the weekend?


#8

War reasons, not sure.


#9

Dickheads on the internet sitting at their desks 100 years later trying to decide whether it’s acceptable to make a pun using the word “Somme”.


#10

sommetimes


#11


#12

I almost got trench foot yesterday.


#13

Yeah well I got swamp ass!!


#14

Shell shock


#15

Incompetent leaders who are only interested in maintaining the system that keeps them rich.


#16

I disapprove of this thread, as a matter of Gavrilo Principle