ooooh shit

Any second now they’ll ask tattoo man what he does and he’ll go Well, I’ve had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox Network. And, like most people, yeah, I’ve dealt a little ivory.

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There’s always a cheeky club snog

oh fuck she’s being so mugged off by an actual, real life snake oil salesman

I guarantee you this tattoo guy lives alone in that mansion already

Normally they have a snog in the club and then they get sent home next

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I kind of want him to have a monocle and a hot air balloon to add to the villainry

If you love golf so much you should marry it

Pete’s the nicest one but he still has the look of a man who would slip novichok in your tea

dad cutting right through the façade, nice

job interview answer, sexy

I always feel really sorry for the women that they have to choose between such poor options

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No idea what this is but I’m signing the title to the tune of Eight Days A Week.

love that they just had to ask why he has tattoos when the only answer is inevitably because he wanted them

Who would you pick

  • Toby
  • Golf boy
  • Laurence
  • Pete
  • The lad who’s name I can’t remember

0 voters

This is such a clear case of villain v hero, and it’s so doomed :joy:

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Is this gonna be one of those ones where she picks and shags the guy she fancies, then goes back to the safe bet later

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She glows talking to him

:nauseated_face:

oooooooooft

Gonna watch on plus one now. sounds like a good one

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