ooooh shit
Any second now they’ll ask tattoo man what he does and he’ll go Well, I’ve had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox Network. And, like most people, yeah, I’ve dealt a little ivory.
There’s always a cheeky club snog
oh fuck she’s being so mugged off by an actual, real life snake oil salesman
I guarantee you this tattoo guy lives alone in that mansion already
Normally they have a snog in the club and then they get sent home next
I kind of want him to have a monocle and a hot air balloon to add to the villainry
If you love golf so much you should marry it
Pete’s the nicest one but he still has the look of a man who would slip novichok in your tea
dad cutting right through the façade, nice
job interview answer, sexy
I always feel really sorry for the women that they have to choose between such poor options
No idea what this is but I’m signing the title to the tune of Eight Days A Week.
love that they just had to ask why he has tattoos when the only answer is inevitably because he wanted them
Who would you pick
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This is such a clear case of villain v hero, and it’s so doomed
Is this gonna be one of those ones where she picks and shags the guy she fancies, then goes back to the safe bet later
She glows talking to him
oooooooooft
Gonna watch on plus one now. sounds like a good one