EDIT : this post is a disgrace. I should be banned for AT LEAST 1000 more years. Longer if possible.
can’t believe you didn’t use incognito
I know this guy called Guy.
When we were younger we all used to hang out round Dave’s place. Dave’s parents were really old.
One night (when Dave wasn’t around) Guy (who is a huge bastard) got massively fucked up and in the middle of night the rang on Dave’s doorbell. When the dad opened he shoved him out the way and went straight up to Dave’s sister’s room and got into her bed where he stayed until morning (she wasn’t there fortunately).
Get a load of this guy!
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Now remember, don’t leave the parish, if you get to the maison, put your hand up and shout, “Maison!”
There are no hedgehogs, and no burrowing tactics. I won the toss, so sticklers are random.
they put us on lockdown so they can roll out new franchises of 5 guys