Do you own any flags? LIke real life flags?
What do you do with them?
After a night out a couple of months ago I came home with all these little Canadian flags and pins. Used them to decorate the place for a while. The original intention was to pretend to be Canadian whenever we had guests over but to be cagey about discussing the details (despite all the flags and evident pride). By the time that happened I couldn’t be arsed though so chucked it all in the bin.