Flash Bastard

Got my shoes really muddy on Saturday so binned 'em and bought a new pair*.

Are you a flash bastard?

*they had a hole in them as well but ignore that


Met about 8 of my mates in the pub for a quick one at the weekend while on my way to something else. Still bought a fucking massive round in even though I was only staying for 1 didn’t I because I’m a Flash Bastard.

*- fucking idiot


(hope you notice how cool ^that was btw. managed to partially quote a reply from a different thread. mad skillz)

Two is the new one so you have to go three (according to the Peep Show I saw this weekend).