Flash Bastard


Got my shoes really muddy on Saturday so binned 'em and bought a new pair*.

Are you a flash bastard?

*they had a hole in them as well but ignore that




Met about 8 of my mates in the pub for a quick one at the weekend while on my way to something else. Still bought a fucking massive round in even though I was only staying for 1 didn’t I because I’m a Flash Bastard.

*- fucking idiot



(hope you notice how cool ^that was btw. managed to partially quote a reply from a different thread. mad skillz)


Undone an extra shirt button to reveal my hairy chest and bling

(its not hairy and there is no bling)


Two is the new one so you have to go three (according to the Peep Show I saw this weekend).