Everyone be filthy in this here thread.
BIG FLOPPY WILLIES!
Great work so far, everyone.
HOLY CANNOLI GET A LOAD OF THESE EGG SACS
I would do many, many things for cannoli right now
There’s only a limited number of things you can do in lockdown, so the price of oil is not the only thing that’s been going down at an unprecedented rate recently.
Been saving this for WEEKS, where have the filth threads been?
I just wanted to say “flattening the perv” really
A Timely Poetic Work of Acrostic Erotica
Call me on Zoom, I need to hear the
Waves of your voice as they caress the
Bowls of my eager ears
And fill me with hope for when we next shall
Feel one another… when I shall weep in joy at the warmth of
.- Marilyn Monroe
- Wanking Less
- Wanking More
- Wanking Much, Much More
- Banging Less
- Banging More
- Don’t Even Remember What Banging Is
I’ve been doing my daily exercise naked. Highly recommended.
ESPECIALLY for the neighbours
Since I live on the first floor, the only people who hear any kind of banging are the downstairs neighbours.
I do occasionally wave at the trains from my window though.
Oh shit. I posted on the wrong poll. Bugger! It should be the Co-habiting one!
I nearly waved at the bus the other day as it went past. Lockdown is doing weird things.
If you click “Show vote” you can re-vote.
Cheers, you filthy person you.
Anytime, you absolute sexbomb.
Have you ever exercised naked?
- Third Option