Flute Costs

  • purchasing a flute
  • flute maintenance
  • lessons on how to play the flute.

Flute costs. Any more?

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• lube
• flute cleaning products

  • flute disposal
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flute accessories

Just chuck it really far

  • flute case
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  • tuxedo hire, for live performances
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  • Chucking lessons

Got to have it serviced now and then. Or does that count as maintenance?

These flutes are made for wanking
And that’s just what they’ll do

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Ancillary costs? Such as sheet music, getting a music stand?

  • Cleaner for windows after neighbours egg them due to your practicing.
  • flute polish
  • flute polishing lessons
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  • Cost to others: Flute related presents for every birthday / Christmas forevermore

Flute insurance

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  • The National Flute Association membership costs.

Fuck the NFA

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  • Rent (flute storage cots)
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  • air (breath)
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If you’ve got it, flautist.

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