Follow me on my journey learning more about Ms Green M&M

So, this all started cause I’m eating a bar of crispy m&m chocolate and I look on the back and lo and behold, who do I cast my eyes upon? Why, I would recognise that silhouette anywhere!

It’s only Ms Green herself, making refuse sexy as all hell.

image

Unmistakably her.

Now, this of course led me to dive down a rabbit hole to see if there were other appreciators of her and as luck would have it, she has an entire fandom. Rightly so IMO. Kids on twitter are all “I wish I looked like the green m&m”, “the green m&m has such powerful vibes”, “channelling my inner green m&m today”. There is fan art, some of it NSFW.

She has tiktoks dedicated to her and one of which informed me that this little minx is apparently so hot because it’s a nod to an urban legend from the 70s that the green m&ms had viagra in them (I presume coated on the shell?) and also in America on Valentine’s Day they make whole packs of just green m&ms to give to your crush to make ‘em all frisky.

Also it’s been hinted at that she’s dating the brown m&m which if true would make them the power couple of the CENTURY.

Will be back with more info, but please feel free to share any green m&m related thoughts.

16 Likes

Oh no now you know what I’m thinking about.

2 Likes

That’s canon m8

4 Likes

:hot_face:

1 Like

We mustn’t.

2 Likes

IT’S MERELY FOR BUSINESS

1 Like

DAMNIT FUNKHOUSER

1 Like

Going back to work now. Might just post it later.

1 Like

You wouldn’t dare.

1 Like

Challenge accepted!

1 Like

Just took a look at M&Ms on Rule34. Horrifying.

1 Like

HOW did they get away with this?! They know what they’re doing!!

M&M’s Commercial: Best of Green M&M - YouTube

Alright Kim Mathers

2 Likes

Screenshot (25)

5 Likes

It is unknown if she wears green lipstick or if her lips are just green.

2 Likes

Favourite thread

2 Likes

Wonder if she ever got together with Shrek

1 Like

one of my atds works on the marketing for M&Ms actually, might ask him for some inside scoops

4 Likes

Her entire torso is green, why would she be wearing green lipstick

1 Like

You never heard of wearing a nice nude lip m8?

2 Likes