Food relatives


#1

Dolly mixture is the younger (and superior) sibling of liquorice allsorts


#2

Auntie Cucumber


#3

Cousin Royter


#4

bridie is the cooler brother of the pasty


#5

Dean Meat is the dad of IanSAUSAGE_myname


#6

Satsuma is the rebellious child of the orange


#7

Tablet is the crude uncle of fudge


#8

#9

Twirls are the shy twin of Flakes


#10

Peaches are hipster nectarines


#11

On a related non-food note, the TV and I have developed a sprawling lore on the familial relationships of Nissan cars (we have a Micra).


#12

Aunt Bessie pegs Uncle Benn and she bloody loves it


#13

Kinda think of jelly tots as tiny baby fruit pastels.


#14

Do we have a post-rock album titles thread on new dis?


#15

Romanesco: Broccoli’s “creative” younger cousin who spent a year abroad backpacking


#16

Parsnip is the evil twin of potato


#17

Never nude flakes


#18

Gooseberries are triple hard grapes


#19

Coffee is the pretentious older step brother of hot chocolate


#20

Prunes are the brexity aunties of dates