Dolly mixture is the younger (and superior) sibling of liquorice allsorts
bridie is the cooler brother of the pasty
Dean Meat is the dad of IanSAUSAGE_myname
Satsuma is the rebellious child of the orange
Tablet is the crude uncle of fudge
Twirls are the shy twin of Flakes
Peaches are hipster nectarines
On a related non-food note, the TV and I have developed a sprawling lore on the familial relationships of Nissan cars (we have a Micra).
Aunt Bessie pegs Uncle Benn and she bloody loves it
Kinda think of jelly tots as tiny baby fruit pastels.
Do we have a post-rock album titles thread on new dis?
Romanesco: Broccoli’s “creative” younger cousin who spent a year abroad backpacking
Gooseberries are triple hard grapes
Prunes are the brexity aunties of dates