Dolly mixture is the younger (and superior) sibling of liquorice allsorts
bridie is the cooler brother of the pasty
Dean Meat is the dad of IanSAUSAGE_myname
Satsuma is the rebellious child of the orange
Tablet is the crude uncle of fudge
Twirls are the shy twin of Flakes
Peaches are hipster nectarines
On a related non-food note, the TV and I have developed a sprawling lore on the familial relationships of Nissan cars (we have a Micra).
Aunt Bessie pegs Uncle Benn and she bloody loves it
Kinda think of jelly tots as tiny baby fruit pastels.
Do we have a post-rock album titles thread on new dis?
Romanesco: Broccoli’s “creative” younger cousin who spent a year abroad backpacking
Parsnip is the evil twin of potato
Never nude flakes
Gooseberries are triple hard grapes
Coffee is the pretentious older step brother of hot chocolate
Prunes are the brexity aunties of dates