French bread pizza
Those £1 burgers that were full of gristle
Vanilla chewits
do any chewitts exist?
Royter Hat
Rustlers ? They’re still about
they were good
Vanilla Monster Munch though…
Not even those, a sort of primordial microwave burger that I imagine eventually gave rise to something like rustlers.
why bother with pizza when you can have a pizza taste in a different form?
Vanilla Chewits sound amazing and I’m sad I never had them.
Rowntrees tooty fruities
Toffos
Delectable school vending machine treats.
Tooty Fruitys are still a thing I think, had them not too long ago.
Toffos may be deceased though.
You don’t see adverts for Chicken Tonight much these days.
Toaster Pocket Pizzas?
Still a thing. The woman keeps suggesting we have one for tea one night. Had one years ago and it was horrible, so it’s a no from me.
Candy or Chocolate cigarettes.
Remember Sausage Tonight??
Genuinely looking at listings on Ebay.
I told you to keep that a secret.
Happy Valentine’s Day!