They are, but not sickly sweet. Doesn’t taste much like beans.

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“Just a glass of water please” is my go to.

don’t think I’ve ever had razor clams - reckon they’d be pretty tasty

This has just reminded me, when I got a job in a restaurant as a teenager cleaning dishes, the chefs asked me to make a round of tea and I didn’t know how a kettle worked.

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I ate at a Japanese restaurant last night. For the umpteenth time. Still haven’t figured out how to eat noodles with chipsticks.

Yeah I can’t get fully behind them I’m afraid. Sauce > broth for me. Does that make me unsophisticated? Probably. I’ll live.

I’m still thinking about bibimbap btw. I think I need/must have one this week.

Avoid chain restaurants for that sort of thing. There’s a cheap Japanese place at the bottom of Wardour Street that does it much better. If you’re in north London there’s Wow Japanese in Crouch End. I had chicken and udon noodles there last night. It was a good experience.

Did you try anyway and put a teabag in the kettle?

Well, I should imagine they get a little bit soggy after a while

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How to not drip miso down my beard…

I’ve never had Finnish bread. If only there was some way I could try it.

Prairie oysters. Not going to happen now I’m a vegetarian

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Yeah I struggle with it big time. But I feel bad using cutlery in Asian restaurants now so I just crack on with it best I can. I’ll never get the hang of it, I fear.

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Is this the chip butty thread?

I kind of fucked around for five minutes before reluctantly asking the chef who seemed nicest (the issue was they’d given me the jug part but not the base, and I was unfamiliar with the set up because my parents used a stove-top kettle). When I eventually made one I left the bags in the mug and they all looked at me weird and I don’t think they bothered asking me again. We never really got on, but most of them were racist druggies so no harm done.

Koya is meant to be as good as it gets for udon though:

I’ve never drunk a cup of tea or coffee, tasted them both, didn’t like them so never saw the point in persevering. It’s quite easy to say ‘no thanks’ or ‘could I get a glass of water’ but really I avoid the situation by always having a bottle of something with me

When I’m with friends who are Chinese (and we’re in a Chinese restaurant) or a Japanese friend (in a Japanese restaurant) they enjoy asking for a knife and fork for the white boy (in their own language).

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I guess one bad review doesn’t damn them entirely.

Fucking loads that I’ll never have since turning veggie at 13, basically all the least common meats and fish. Never had sushi.