Foods the aren't really what they claim to be but are still nice

These croissants
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Dr Oetker pizzas
Some other stuff?

come again?

It’s like a biscuit covered in pizza toppings. It sure as fuck ain’t like a pizza.

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creme eggs are in fact not eggs

see also: mini eggs

I guess a Mars isn’t a planet either.

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Crispy Seaweed

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bear claw

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Cream Soda

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Fucking hell, does Harry Potter need to pervade every thread?

Pork scratchings

that weird Egg Cream drink they have in New York - no egg, no cream ( I think)

never had one so no idea if it’s nice

Crab Sticks - no crab so now called Ocean Sticks. Quite nice in a horrible way

Skittles

White chocolate isn’t chocolate.

(Banging tho, obvs)

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Cottage pie

Ain’t a cottage
Ain’t really a pie

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Angel Delight

I hope you’re not implying it isn’t a delight

That was not the intended implication, no.

Then proceed

Basically, right, I’m not 100% that it’s made from literal angels.

have you checked the ingredients or is this just wild speculation?