Dr Oetker pizzas
Some other stuff?
It’s like a biscuit covered in pizza toppings. It sure as fuck ain’t like a pizza.
creme eggs are in fact not eggs
see also: mini eggs
I guess a Mars isn’t a planet either.
Fucking hell, does Harry Potter need to pervade every thread?
that weird Egg Cream drink they have in New York - no egg, no cream ( I think)
never had one so no idea if it’s nice
Crab Sticks - no crab so now called Ocean Sticks. Quite nice in a horrible way
White chocolate isn’t chocolate.
(Banging tho, obvs)
Ain’t a cottage
Ain’t really a pie
I hope you’re not implying it isn’t a delight
That was not the intended implication, no.
Basically, right, I’m not 100% that it’s made from literal angels.
have you checked the ingredients or is this just wild speculation?