I am generally a fast eater, but I’m also very good at making treats last aaaaages, so whilst my wife and son have finished all theirs minutes before, I’m still nibbling tiny bits off a chocolate bar to infuriate them.
I’m a great dad/husband.
I’m too busy talking!
Plus some people just shovel it in at a disgusting rate.
I’ve definitely mentioned this before but my GF can happily eat one half of a kinder bueno and leave the other half for days.
Fucking bonkers.
madness
Exactly.
Found out the other day that she puts two spaces after a full stop.
I’m so sorry man. There’s a bed for you here for as long as you need it.
Never been able to do big shops because I just eat everything
She always puts the big light on in the lounge!
Let it all out man
I quite like to cut a Mars bar up into chunks, rather than eating it in the traditional manner.
I’m fine with that, you’re still respecting the congruence of flavour.
Mine always puts the lights on full whack (they’re all on dimmers) and every time I give it
And yet she still does it! Every time!
She watches a lot of NCIS.
A lot.
Bones here. Fucking Bones.
Used to eat Cheesestrings like a banana, no pissing about with all the peeling and wackiness. Wound my brother up no end.
Creme Eggs, all in one
Kiwi fruit, just get stuck in like an apple
Eat most of my meals out of whatever pan I’ve cooked it in
I’ve a friend who eats his sandwiches from the bread board and I like that. I’ve been eating my salads out of the mixing bowl.
