#1

Ever since breaking free of the kitkat tryannt of one stick at a time, I just eat it willy-nilly like all foods should be eaten.

Lloyd used to eat each individual part of a mars bar rather than just eating it whole, that used to wind me up so much.

I tried that thing where you peel a banana from the bottom, was not much easier or harder than the other end to be honest.

How fast an eater are you?

  • Don’t chew, just deep throat food.
  • First one to finish and people regularly comment on it.
  • Too fast, but I can’t help myself.
  • A little faster than average.
  • AVERAGE SPEED.
  • A little slower than most.
  • By the time I finish the meal (if I finish at all) the food is stone cold.
  • I am still finishing the first meal I ever had in my life

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#2

I don’t think I’m necessarily a fast eater, it’s more that in a communal lunch setting other people are using their mouth to talk and I’m not.

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#3

I’m normally the last to finish a meal which can be quite annoying- especially in buffet situations as you feel quite greedy going up for a second plate when everyone’s finished theirs

#4

GET ON WITH IT, LEAFY

#5

I am generally a fast eater, but I’m also very good at making treats last aaaaages, so whilst my wife and son have finished all theirs minutes before, I’m still nibbling tiny bits off a chocolate bar to infuriate them.

I’m a great dad/husband.

#6

I’m too busy talking!

Plus some people just shovel it in at a disgusting rate.

#7

I’ve definitely mentioned this before but my GF can happily eat one half of a kinder bueno and leave the other half for days.

Fucking bonkers.

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#8

madness

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#9

Exactly.

#10

Found out the other day that she puts two spaces after a full stop.

#11

I’m so sorry man. There’s a bed for you here for as long as you need it.

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#12

Never been able to do big shops because I just eat everything

#13

She always puts the big light on in the lounge!

#14

Let it all out man

#15

I quite like to cut a Mars bar up into chunks, rather than eating it in the traditional manner.

#16

I’m fine with that, you’re still respecting the congruence of flavour.

#17

Mine always puts the lights on full whack (they’re all on dimmers) and every time I give it

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And yet she still does it! Every time!

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#18

She watches a lot of NCIS.

A lot.

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#19

Bones here. Fucking Bones.

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#20

Used to eat Cheesestrings like a banana, no pissing about with all the peeling and wackiness. Wound my brother up no end.

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