Asparagus - smelly wee
Beetroot - red poo
Pineapple - tasty cum (supposedly)
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Local Indian - fragrant farts
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coffee - makes you poo
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Guinness - Black shit
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Salt & Vinegar Pringles - Mouth Ulcers
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apples - doctor repelling pheromone
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water
Sugar puffs - wee that smells of sugar puffs
Coffee - wee that smells of sugar puffs
Sherbet lemons - lacerated tongue
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Had loads of beetroot last night and curled pure brown this morning.
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Maybe I need to see a doctor then cause the bowl looked like a ribena
Yeah I have had it before but not sure why I dodged it today.
St John’s Wort - makes you feel a bit happier
hmm not really a foodstuff actually
Booze - makes you drunk.
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Nuts - cause anaphylaxis
Cheese before bed- funny dreams
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Not true!
Look @badcustard if I’ve told you about my cheesy dreams once I’ve told you a thousand times!
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I once called my mum in a panic as I thought I was peeing blood but turns out I’d ate a shit load of beetroot earlier in the day and forgot 
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