Foodstuffs, the throwing of

In tribute to today’s fun news, a thread about throwing food at people.

Have you ever thrown food at anyone? Have you ever had food thrown at you?

On my last day at my first senior school several of the kids pelted me with eggs outside the school gates. I was very popular. It made a mess, but it didn’t hurt.

I reckon at least one of you must have had a drink thrown in their face. Am I wrong?

Once at halloween some bigger boys threw a HARD-BOILED egg at me, it really hurt and I cried

You have my sympathies. Clearly you weren’t quite as popular as I was.

I once got milkshaked at the end of a very long and tiring shift in Chester. I am not a fascist.

also had a sausage roll thrown at me near me house.

did you have time to catch it?

An ex threw a glass of orange juice on me in the middle of an argument.

There we go!

no the milkshake hit the ground near me and splashed up, the sausage roll hit me on the neck

Proper full on in the face, too.

We didn’t last much longer after that.

love to throw food to seagulls, the signs say you’re not supposed to but it’s great fun

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I posted about this very recently, but I had a piece of brocolli thrown at me a few weeks ago

there was no one around, and I stood around baffled for awhile afterwards

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Squash or actual orange juice?

My dad was bored once when I was about 8 and cracked an egg on my head

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If juice, with bits or smooth?

This is the kind of parent I imagine I’d be

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Walked onto the dancefloor in Snobs, someone thew a full pint at me. Never been to Birmingham before. Still confused by it.

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Just realised this thread wasn’t automatically tagged with eggs for some bizarre reason.

Yeah same, unsurprisingly

That happens to everyone the first time they go to Birmingham

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