A tasty weekend of football around the continent, including a rather sad-looking El Clasico, Marseille-PSG, Liverpool old-manning United, and City once again confounding the odds to win 5-0.
But first, this evening, the Philippe Senderos derby:
Ole pulling something out of his arse is probably the best outcome at the weekend. Takes points off Liverpool and keeps him in the job for another 6 months at least.