⚽ Football in October: the toffees come unstuck

Wonder if I should pre emptively post “Smudge” before replying to this

https://twitter.com/dmnlynchlfc/status/1318964427488636928?s=19

Surely this is a wind up ffs

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seems like a parody account

but I could imagine the t-shirts thing, which is why the wind up works I guess

Real getting pantsed at home, robot wars on commentary. Good times

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Real

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The old boy soaking in some Riazor action

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Gonna batter Bournemouth for being a shitey little tory team, obviously

Perr Schuurs starting for Ajax tonight. Need someone to workshop an All Saints joke with me

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Top side, waxtap.

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Ake injured. :upside_down_face:

Can’t be bothered to look up the games from 12 years ago but now I want to know whether tonight will be more or less.

If you had to guess and predict, tonight will have:

  • More goals per game
  • Less goals per game
  • Exact same
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Will work it out later, maybe. Who cares

Gotta say standard of team names in the Europa league is always exemplary

good luck the crisps as they play Zorya Luhansk(???)

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Leicester City probably reads like an absolute pisstake of a name in Ukraine tbf.

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Top lad.

Whenever Real are getting trousered I always imagine him sitting in his armchair fuming, or clattering pans around his kitchen, or swearing at his dog.

Never met him.

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He’ll probably wish he was if it really happens.

Sat in his armchair in his Adidas tracksuit, not talking to anyone for the whole day, and staying up later than usual watching martial arts films is the typical response.

This is a man who went down to the canal + outlet office and cancelled his satelite subscription over a big real loss about 12 years ago.

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Unfortunately not. Last year during the famous 2nd division clash against Albacete

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