Here’s your containment zone for this particularly egregious shit-show of an international break.
chris martin is the wayne rooney of scotland
prances around empty thread
But Wayne Rooney used to be good
From the wire:
Brave legendary new gen Wales embarrassed by some part-timers.
Rep of Ire beat a country I always forget on the Sporcle quiz, thanks to a brace from one of the least enjoyable individuals in the Premiership. Germany will beat the Norn 1-0 again tomorrow.
Netherlands are going to play France! That might be fun, right? Bongo?
Holland v France tonight.
Robben, Sneijder and Cillessen are all injured.
7:45 kick-off, live on ITV4
I was coached by Gareth Southgate as a kid. I’m rubbish at football.
looks like we’re getting Brucey! what a Brucey bonus!
Guess the footballer that I’m thinking of!!!
Blind Van Dijk? (also appearing on Later this week)
No, it was Laurent Robert.
Let’s play again tomorrow!
I’m thinking of a footballer again!