Presumably there’s a match on tonight, given the FA’s new propensity for spreading - ? Ah. shuffles papers
In other news, a few of the more disinterested Prem teams and Everton were knocked out of the FA Cup. Eddie Howe lays the blame for their Millwall humiliation squarely at the feet of 20 million flop Jordon Ibe. Liverpool meanwhile are forced to a replay. Start swapping yer Lallanas and Firminhos out of your team now, fantasy fans. Otherwise a fairly indifferent round of games, the Imps’ heroics vs. Big Mick’s Men excepted of course.
Does bongo still do the transfer rumours? Could do with that in the next section.
Underdogs getting draws is shit innit, you always forget about the replay and the good team quietly win 2-0. Should just bin off replays (except they wind up premier league managers so maybe keep them idk)
Apparently it’s dead close to completion! I can see what Batshuayi would want to leave Chelsea to play some games, but to a bigger club than Swanea, and Llorente going the other way is really bizarre.