Football Thread for the next 48 days (fun for all guaranteed)


#81

Was just going to say this too. There’s no way he’s going to be the next Gael Kakuta


#82

Everybody wanna cut the legs off him.


#83

This might be well known not sure but I heard on a podcast that Man Utd have had their last 55 consecutive FA Cup ties broadcast on live TV in the UK.


#84

Almost as if commercial concerns trump everything else when broadcasters make their decisions isn’t it…


#85

And I thought I was stating the bleeding obvious


#86

Mate, that is happening already


#87

We’ve named Sammy Lee as our assistant manager. Ugh.


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#89

It was back in '32 when times were hard. He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards, Sammy Lee


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#92

Course you have!

When’s the announcement of Kevin Nolan as captain?


#93

64 teams would’ve made more since


#94

since what?


#95

I thought we could edit now? @sean


#96

Infantino suggesting that all drawn games will be settled by penalty shootouts


#97

RIP England’s brave lions


#98

Tuesday’s transfer rumours:

Kyle Walker (Spurs) to Man Utd or Man City
Danny Rose (Spurs) to Man Utd or Man City
Philippe Coutinho (Liverpool) to Barcelona
Odion Ighalo (Watford) to Shanghai Shenhua
Dayot Upamecano (Red Bull Salzburg) to Arsenal, Man Utd or RB Leipzig
Jack Wilshere (Arsenal) to Man Utd
Aaron Leya Iseka (Anderlecht) to Swansea
Jonas Hector (FC Koln) to Chelsea
Michail Antonio (West Ham) to Chelsea
Joe Hart (Man City) to West Ham
Morgan Schneiderlin (Man Utd) to West Brom
Kostas Manolas (AS Roma) to Man Utd or Inter
James Bree (Barnsley) to Man Utd, Man City, Spurs, Arsenal, West Ham or Aston Villa
Gedion Zelalem (Arsenal) to Borussia Dortmund
Jese (PSG) to Liverpool or Las Palmas
Jeffrey Schlupp (Leicester) to Aston Villa
Jose Fonte (Southampton) to Everton
Jordan Rhodes (Middlesbrough) to Aston Villa
Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough) to Aston Villa
Filip Bradaric (HNK Rijeka) to West Brom
Gylfi Sigurdsson (Swansea) to Everton
Yasser Larouci (free agent, formerly Le Havre) to Southampton or Man Utd
Jonathan Calleri (West Ham) to Las Palmas
Saido Barahino (West Brom) to Stoke
Marcus Browne (West Ham) to Coventry
Marc Muniesa (Stoke) to Real Betis
Fernando Llorente (Swansea) to PSG
Toby Sibbick (AFC Wimbledon) to Arsenal


#99

I thought that…but then I thought about the reaction there was when we went for Alonso…and then I thought about the reaction that we had when got Luiz back…and then I thought - Conte probably knows what he’s doing?


#100

big one that slipped through the Dutchman’s net:

Cohen Bramall (Hednesford Town) to Arsenal.
DONE DEAL!