Football Thread for the next 48 days (fun for all guaranteed)

  1. not a rumour
  2. happened yesterday


Lmao Jordan just got fucking roasted


I know it was always going to happen. I’m not doubting his coaching ability as is obviously an upgrade on Millen (even if he’s a nice bloke).

But after the stance we took in suing Pulis it seems a bit double standards in employing Allardyce and Sammy Lee with their history. Management wise they are what we need but as people and principles I really don’t want them at my club.

I’m been a season ticket holder for years, very tempted not to renew, but I know I probably will, regardless.


So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Sammy Lee


Two of adybongo’s “rumours” are actually completed transfers. Ahahahahahaha. What…a…PENIS.


That is a Pep-level formation.


Yeah, like City are going to spend money on full backs.


Get Sean to unlock the old board and open up the “you got done there” thread!


How many of Hull’s first choice XI would get into Man United’s second XI?

Romero, Fosu-Mensah, Bailly, Smalling, Shaw, Lingard, Fellaini, Schweinsteiger, Young, Martial, Rashford.

None. Save the petrol money, ffs.


Presume Snodgrass would be in the first team?


He signed for West Ham for £450,000 a few days ago.


Only six subs for Hull, who are playing a back four that includes a centre back pairing of two midfielders, Tom Huddlestone and David fucking Meyler. Hopefully there’s no more injuries! Oh well, glad Josh Tymon is starting because he could be great.

I saw earlier that Hull are 16/1 to win with some bookies. Which is insane considering these are two premier league teams… for now anyways!


United have lost 1 of their last 27 home games stretching back twelve months. Can’t even remember who it was who beat them.


Rooney ia going to get this fucking record from a penalty isn’t he.




Absolute bumdinger this


Sky are literally going to wank over everyone when Rooney scores aren’t they.



Wednesday’s transfer rumours:

Memphis Depay (Man Utd) to Lyon
John Terry (Chelsea) to Bournemouth or Swansea
Alexis Sanchez (Arsenal) to Atletico Madrid
Sergio Oliveira (Porto) to Southampton
Franck Kessie (Atalanta) to Chelsea
Grzegorz Krychowiak (PSG) to Arsenal or Man City
Jese (PSG) to West Ham
Julian Brandt (Bayer Leverkusen) to Liverpool or Bayern Munich
Jeffrey Schlupp (Leicester) to Crystal Palace
Robbie Brady (Norwich) to Crystal Palace
Jose Fonte (Southampton) to Crystal Palace or West Ham
Mamadou Sakho (Liverpool) to Swansea, Sevilla or Galatasaray
Wilfried Bony (Man City) to Besiktas
Saido Berahino (West Brom) to Everton
Neven Subotic (Borussia Dortmund) to Liverpool or Middlesbrough
Callum Wilson (Bournemouth) to Newcastle
Adnan Januzaj (Man Utd) to Lyon
Jacob Murphy (Norwich) to Spurs
James McCarthy (Everton) to Aston Villa or Newcastle
Robert Snodgrass (Hull) to West Ham or Middlesbrough
Sebastian Driussi (River Plate) to Spurs
Jake Livermore (Hull) to Crystal Palace or Watford
Sofiane Feghouli (West Ham) to AS Roma
Toby Sibbick (AFC Wimbledon) to West Ham
Craig Gardner (West Brom) to Birmingham City
Domingos Quina (West Ham) to Glasgow Rangers
Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid) to Man Utd
Luciano Narsingh (PSV) to Swansea
Simon Kjaer (Fenerbahce) to Chelsea


16 likes and 11 rewteets. A resounding success!


Ha! (Just because it’s a neat accumulation of two hated things on the DiS boards)