For anyone who works in marketing/social media


#1

#2

had an idea for an app where you scan your drink and it tells you where you can buy more of the same drink


#3

“You are drinking … GUINNESS
it is being sold in 349,182 places near you”


#4

the app would also tell you where you can find other branches of the drink shop


#5

“you can buy it in: the same place you bought this one. you doughnut.”


#6

Maybe I’ve watched Bill Hicks too much, but I though the follow on to that thread title was going to be ‘Kill yourself. Kill yourself now.’


#7

think you’re missing the #disrupt potential of an app that sends you to different drink shops based on random scans of google maps. it’s like pokemon go for stella.


#8

This is so cringe.


#9

fucking hnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg


#10

Had to actually go and sit through some talks last year, so glad to miss out.


#11

If two pizzas can’t feed a team, then the team is too big. Agility is :key:. #SMWLDN
4:35 PM - Sep 14, 2017 · Lambeth, London

imagining two pizzas walking into a board room with a trolley of sandwiches trying to entice the team members


#12

Limits a “team” to two people really, nonsense


#13

yeah considering I ate two pizzas in one night last week it basically would mean I am alone forever Ruffers :frowning:


#14


#15

Exactly this!


#16

love the facebook advice- “get your brand identity in early ( ie in the first 3 seconds)” as in - youre idiots and no one will stop scrolling long enough to watch anything you create, so just carpet bomb your logo everywhere instead