For anyone who works in marketing/social media



had an idea for an app where you scan your drink and it tells you where you can buy more of the same drink


“You are drinking … GUINNESS
it is being sold in 349,182 places near you”


the app would also tell you where you can find other branches of the drink shop


“you can buy it in: the same place you bought this one. you doughnut.”


Maybe I’ve watched Bill Hicks too much, but I though the follow on to that thread title was going to be ‘Kill yourself. Kill yourself now.’


think you’re missing the #disrupt potential of an app that sends you to different drink shops based on random scans of google maps. it’s like pokemon go for stella.


This is so cringe.


fucking hnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg


Had to actually go and sit through some talks last year, so glad to miss out.


If two pizzas can’t feed a team, then the team is too big. Agility is :key:. #SMWLDN
4:35 PM - Sep 14, 2017 · Lambeth, London

imagining two pizzas walking into a board room with a trolley of sandwiches trying to entice the team members


Limits a “team” to two people really, nonsense


yeah considering I ate two pizzas in one night last week it basically would mean I am alone forever Ruffers :frowning:



Exactly this!


love the facebook advice- “get your brand identity in early ( ie in the first 3 seconds)” as in - youre idiots and no one will stop scrolling long enough to watch anything you create, so just carpet bomb your logo everywhere instead