For Christmas you can have hoofs and horns, or fur.

Which do you want?

You can’t have both, greedy-guts.

A delicious plate of hoofs and horns please

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I’d like horns but I can’t see myself getting on with the hoofshooves so will have to go for fur, plus that might mean I get lots of people petting me and letting me curl up on their lap.

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Horns please, I’ll decorate them with some glitter nail polish and gore anyone who upsets me

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I’m with you.

Horns sound good but hoofves would be a nuisance, so fur it is.

I thought the choice was of the three but realise now it’s hooves AND horns vs fur.

I guess fur then? Having hooves would be awful.

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Would enjoy the sound I made with hooves, so those please. Horns are a nice bonus.

If it’s just for the day then hoofves and horns as I think the novelty would soon wear off. But if it’s permanent, then fur. Cosy!

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Fur because I’m with my in-laws this Christmas and they never put the heating on high enough

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it behooves me to tell you that I’d rather have fur please

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Wings or mermaid tail would be better, can I speak to anybody about that?

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Fur, hoofs and horns are not just for Christmas.

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It’s got to be fur. It’d be lovely to be all soft and fluffy.

Fur and I’d just spend all day stroking myself

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I’m too hot as it is so I think I’ll go horns and hoofs please. Think it would be fun acting like a goat outside

A WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE!!!

Apple Bottom jeans, hooves with the fur

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I’ll take hooves and horns please. I can’t be arsed cleaning all that fur. The cost of all the shampoo would be too much. Plus I’ll be saving money on shoes.

I’d be pretty damn Metal too :metal: