Sorry your posts are immediately forgettable
- Encyclopedic knowledge of their posting style and personal brands
- I know the main eventers, get shady around the midcard
- Swinson, eh
I like the words “rearrange the bread” next to each other.
I know about five people’s birthdays and two of those are my twin brothers.
I’m a griller but regularly just go and sit down like a prize fool
I had the toaster in the cupboard for a bit and then I took it out and my life’s better again
how many mobile phone numbers do you know
- my own
- 10+ (aka im a lying fuck)
- 1, but its not mine
- ham sandwich
My own mobile, my work mobile (which I only just learnt after ten months) and my parents landline which we’ve had for life
Glasses wearers. Ever accidentally get in the shower with them still on
- Very rarely
- On an almost weekly basis somehow
your bank account / sort code
all the bank card numbers
your passport number
your NI number
Often still have my bra on when I have a shower
I have accidentally got in the shower with my pants on twice as an adult. I also very regularly forget to bring a towel to the bathroom with me
Got really bad short term memory at the minute. A friend posted on Facebook that it can be linked to anxiety, which makes sense
Finding increasingly that my brain gives up mid sentence. No amount of crosswords is going to fix this is it.
^yeah, these are the ones I still know.
I couldn’t tell you anyone’s mobile number outside of my own though.
Forgetting to buy essential items/toiletries
- Memory like a science hawk
- Buy in bulk so rarely an issue
- Why can’t I just write and take note of a list once in a pissing while
Without being there myself I could give someone reliable instructions to find my passport in my house
- Got a vague idea where it might be
- No idea
Deodorant is the worst for this. Always think I can get one more day out of it than I can.
It’s lying on my living room floor right now