Fork knife spoon


#1

you only get one for the rest of your life, which one is it


#2
  • fork
  • knife
  • spoon

0 voters


#3

Spoon

To remind me of the importance of spooning.


#4

perma ban for the first epimer to say spork or one of those things


#5

A knife can be used as all three, so that.


#6

Spoon that I’ll sharpen one edge of.


#7

good luck with your soup


#8

can we still use chopsticks?


#9


#10

only for things you would have used chopsticks for previously

you can’t now be like “wahey check me out, gonna eat this steak with chop sticks i have beaten the system”


#11

How will this be policed / enforced?


#12

It’s annoying that spoon is obviously the correct answer, as it spoils what would otherwise have been a very interesting question.


#13

*spork


#14

good luck with your heart transplant


#15

so if I say spoon, do I have to use the spoon for everything I would have used a knife or fork for before?


#16

Not gonna need one, will be cutting out all the red meat due to a lack of knife.


#17

really really heavy handedly


#18

exactly!


#19

I enjoy forks the most. Especially when eating cake. You can also use the edge of a fork like a knife for certain things, anything else just pick it up and rip into it with your teeth. Spoons, meh. Can always just pick up soup and drink it.


#20

yeah cake with a fork is way better than cake with a spoon

feels fancy