Fork knife spoon

you only get one for the rest of your life, which one is it

  • fork
  • knife
  • spoon

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perma ban for the first epimer to say spork or one of those things

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A knife can be used as all three, so that.

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Spoon that I’ll sharpen one edge of.

good luck with your soup

can we still use chopsticks?

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only for things you would have used chopsticks for previously

you can’t now be like “wahey check me out, gonna eat this steak with chop sticks i have beaten the system”

How will this be policed / enforced?

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It’s annoying that spoon is obviously the correct answer, as it spoils what would otherwise have been a very interesting question.

*spork

good luck with your heart transplant

so if I say spoon, do I have to use the spoon for everything I would have used a knife or fork for before?

Not gonna need one, will be cutting out all the red meat due to a lack of knife.

really really heavy handedly

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exactly!

I enjoy forks the most. Especially when eating cake. You can also use the edge of a fork like a knife for certain things, anything else just pick it up and rip into it with your teeth. Spoons, meh. Can always just pick up soup and drink it.

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yeah cake with a fork is way better than cake with a spoon

feels fancy

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I’ve got a favourite fork.